With the U.S. Open being televised all weekend, my sweetie determined it was time to clean his own golfing equipment. As he lugged out his gear and gingerly began the task of golf maintenance, I was a little jealous by the extreme attention to detail he payed each and every putter, driver and wood in the bag. After watching him stroke a duo of clubs with the towel (and determined to steal the attention for myself) I stripped down to my undies and stole his brand fresh driver from the bag! That got his attention. What goes after is the result of our own private golf session. For all you avid golf devotees out there, here's my tribute to you and the Nekkid, Spread & Covered contest.